Dispatch from the Department of WTF: This Guy Didn't Make It to Season 5 But Blayne and Stella and Jennifer Did!?!?

Ok, we'll give you Blayne and Stella because what they lack in talent they obviously make up for with good television, but Jennifer Diederich? This fellow who was doodling stripper shoes as a three-year-old in Armenia is somehow less interesting and less talented than deer-in-the-headlights, mousier-than-mouse Holly Golightly at that goddamned Salvador Dalí exhibit? No comprendo.