Coming Attractions

“I am SO not gay, dude. Look, I said the word ‘sheetrock.’ And the word ‘dude.’ And no, that is NOT longing and whimsy in my eyes.”

So this is only their second date, and they already look and dress alike? What are they, lesbians?

“But We CAN’T Be Gay! One of Us Skateboards and the Other One is Married”