Margaret's Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Well, possums, leave it to on-ship photographer Ensign Laz to come up with the goods, or, rather, goodies. And we're, like, they're better than yours.

As promised, we took a closer look, and Margaret Russell is indeed wearing jeans. And though they're not ripped, she is. Boy, is she ever. Frankly, we're even more scared than before.

Especially since, when we look at this picture, we still feel that unaccustomed tingle, and find ourselves thinking of Diane de Poitiers and Henri II, of Deborah Kerr in Tea and Sympathy. Years from now, when we speak of this....